Thursday, August 14, 2008

JEESUUS

Friend A has come up with the perfect punishment.

I don't post, I go to church with her the next week.

This my friends, is the PERFECT punishment.
That wasn't so hard to think of, now was it? ;D

Now, I'm not a church going girl, but I don't quite hate the idea of god either.

I just don't need that long-term commitment.

Because once you're in, you basically have to act as if you have a boyfriend or a husband. I just don't think I could handle that. o_0

And I don't NEED something to help me out. I'm content with who I am, and where my life is right now.
You always hear these miracle stories about how god saves people from near death, suicide, and things like murder.

I'm not a killer. Or in trouble. Or being abused. Or lost.

And I have trouble with commitments, apparently. ;D

And I don't really like to even think about the afterlife. It's like, why drag yourself down now when you could be living? I don't want to be chained to empty promises when I could be doing something greater with my own self.

Like, I need to figure myself out before I can help anyone else out. I guess o_0

So, I'm kind of confused. But not really. XD


Oh, and OMG my new cursor is SO CUTE. It's a little giraffe. =33
(I've always loved giraffes because I have a long neck, so I guess I can relate. >.>)



Isn't that just the CYOOTEST THING IN THE WORLD? =333

Yeah, quick change. But, can't help it, can I? ;D

And that shouldn't count as my picture for this post, cause it didn't quite relate.

Hmm. :///





Anyone know how that can relate? Me neither.

I just searched "fat god" on Flickr.

Hmmm. ;D

1 comment:

PsychedelicBettas said...

It's an awesome Punishment ;) You wait, soon you'll purposely be forgetting to blog :D

Muhahhhahahaaa......

I'm turning into a crazy fish lady Jesse D: