There's something about the novelty of a water park that appeals to most people.
A HUGE lot of land, and lots of big bathtubs? I'm IN!
Thousands of toddlers with grimy hands and feet are infesting these chlorine-soaked waters, and we still love it.
Heck, even the adults and grungy teenagers are probably putting something worse in the water. Herpes germs, anyone?
And there always seems to be that ONE lifeguard that actually does their job. So uptight, and will yell a mile away for even the most minuscule mis-step on your part.
Life is grand.
And NO, this is NOT the water park I'm going to. Don't even try to stalk me in the LEAST of a bit. ;DDD
Although I wish it WAS where I was going. Looks like a heck of a lot more fun. :////
As I sit here weaving the threads in the blanket of truth, with my cherry toaster strudel that didn't get quite unfrozen yet, I can only hope that I will not contract AIDs or genital herpes on this fine morn.
And also, I think I'm getting my period. Today. It's like, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?!?!?
These things strike when you can least handle them. >.>
A HUGE lot of land, and lots of big bathtubs? I'm IN!
Thousands of toddlers with grimy hands and feet are infesting these chlorine-soaked waters, and we still love it.
Heck, even the adults and grungy teenagers are probably putting something worse in the water. Herpes germs, anyone?
And there always seems to be that ONE lifeguard that actually does their job. So uptight, and will yell a mile away for even the most minuscule mis-step on your part.
Life is grand.
And NO, this is NOT the water park I'm going to. Don't even try to stalk me in the LEAST of a bit. ;DDD
Although I wish it WAS where I was going. Looks like a heck of a lot more fun. :////
As I sit here weaving the threads in the blanket of truth, with my cherry toaster strudel that didn't get quite unfrozen yet, I can only hope that I will not contract AIDs or genital herpes on this fine morn.
And also, I think I'm getting my period. Today. It's like, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?!?!?
These things strike when you can least handle them. >.>
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