Wednesday, September 17, 2008

If the world were perfect...

-I would never have math discussion questions that have nothing to do with our unit anyways.

-Our SS tests wouldn't be online. (Paper PLEASE!)

-I wouldn't be able to accidentally take a two hour nap and ruin my whole day.

-There would be 50 hours in a day, and only four would be school. 20 for sleep please.

-Everyone would be naturally hairless from the chin down, so my showers would be ten minutes.

-The 50 hours in a day one sounds really, really nice.

-The teacher on my math discussion board thing wouldn't be able to see the date/time I complete it.
I'm afraid she'll punish me or something. o_0

-There would be no fat-free products in the world. No diet soda. Those are NOT real diets. Eat healthy, KTHX.

-My poops would come out in a matter of minutes, even though I eat the worst stuff possible.

-Everyone would blog daily. It helps your mind, and others into your life. (Hiiintt. ;D KTHX)

-Everyone would have the same amount of yummy McDonalds. I think I just saved the world. McDonalds is so cheap, just hand it out to dem african babies.

-Everyone would share my sense of humor.

-Everyone would have school uniforms. Wouldn't that be so much easier? Not having to CHOOSE stuff you know looks bad anyways. XD

-Everyone's boobs/other areas wouldn't mature till much later. So no one would be tempted to get freaky.

-Daily supply of ice cream/fudge bars/root beer floats magically appearing in our designated "Jesus cup" that every house would have.


God, get on it.

KTHXBAI



I searched Perfect World, and Jackalakin came up.
I honestly don't know why. o_0

Enjoy anyways. 8D

1 comment:

Katrina said...

50 hours in a day would be AMAZING. :O

Agreed about the blogging thing too. xD

The boobs maturing thing made me LOL.

Daily supply of ice cream? YES PLZ.