Chicken Leg died last night, on account of too much homework.
Her dying words were: "This'll show them mean teachers."
The service will be held tonight. She requested that no teachers come.
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A coma would be nice right about now. I don't mean a freaking five year one, but two months would be nice. I'd be past most of our huge projects, and when I got back, I could pretend I forgot everything about Friz Freleng, or my shadowship, or the Periodic Table, so that I wouldn't have to make much up.
I'm really tired anyways.
For my Friz Freleng huge paper thingy, everyone has been telling me how easy he must be. They've been going Oh my GAWD, he is so FAMOUS. There's a TON of information on him. He's easy.
So why is he not?
Her dying words were: "This'll show them mean teachers."
The service will be held tonight. She requested that no teachers come.
____
A coma would be nice right about now. I don't mean a freaking five year one, but two months would be nice. I'd be past most of our huge projects, and when I got back, I could pretend I forgot everything about Friz Freleng, or my shadowship, or the Periodic Table, so that I wouldn't have to make much up.
I'm really tired anyways.
For my Friz Freleng huge paper thingy, everyone has been telling me how easy he must be. They've been going Oh my GAWD, he is so FAMOUS. There's a TON of information on him. He's easy.
So why is he not?
2 comments:
who gave you black eyes?
Me?
DUR. 8P
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