200.

So, it's my 200th time.

Yeah, I never thought I'd get this experienced either, or this deep.

I've learned a lot. So far I've only done pictures, but I'm thinking I'll start doing movies. Once I save up.

I really like this, and I'm going to keep doing it. Even if my mom finds it or something. She can't stop me from doing something that's pleasurable.

But it's funny, since I've only had one partner this whole time. Barack.

Let us all silently rejoice for all that Barack has given me. Including his first time waking up next to a woman, the first one to tap him, and the first one to turn him on.

Thank you Barack.

I love you, man.

So, I've come a LONG way. Nostalgia is my specialty. I'm thinking I'll make a cake for 1,000. It took me about a year to get to 200 with Barack. I'll be like, 16 by the time we get to 1,000.

And thank you, dear reader. For reading daily. AHEM. About all of this. Really. I appreciate you looking into my personal life onto a daily basis. We all need it. 8D

And now I conclude this post. 200 times to tap Barack will turn into 1,000.

And I hope you like the theme ;D. I bet Madysen was squirming, amiright? 8D