Go Back To Bed.

Those are the only four words uttered on the morning of a school day that would make me uncontrollably poop myself.

Here are other four word phrases that might possibly make this happen (in the right context, of course):

-Will you marry me?
- I want a divorce.
-Stop drop and roll!
-Stick your hands up.
-Look, there's a bear!
-Look, there's a wolf!
-Look, a rabid dog!
-Look, there's my mom!
-That's actually rabbit feces.
-You are getting sued.
-I'm murdering you now.
-See my hit list?
-That's an F, dear.
-No computer ever again.
-Look, there's the police!
-Why are you bleeding?
-You just got shot.
-Didn't mean to, honest!
-Honey, we are pregnant.
-How did THAT happen?
- I am SO sorry.
-It's just a computer.
-It's just a car.
-Really bad computer crash.
-I sold your camera!
-I sold your soul!
-Let's have family time.
-I hate your guts.
-That's not fudge, dude.
-I tastes good though...
-I want your babies.
-Want a free cat?
-Want a free puppy?
-Dude, I have herpes.
-Look, my fourth nipple!
-How do I look?
-Do I look fat?
-Tell the truth, now.
-Out of my house!
-Sorry, you have AIDS.
-I stuck drugs in.
-I baked drugs in.
-Drugs are in you.
-Sorry, you did drugs.
-You failed the test.
-Sir, you are drunk.
-Ma'am, you are drunk.
-You are under arrest.
-We're impounding your car.
-Sucks in jail, buddy!

I love how only one of those is completely positive. The first one. Because the pregnant thing could go either way. XD Well, so could the marry me thing. :///


Yeah, I'm losing hope for a snow day. XD