Type in [your name] needs in Google Search.
"Uncle Jesse needs to fight Wlatter Brimley... " Erm. Okay? Guess I have to.
"Jesse needs more fruits, veggies, milk products & meat" Uhm, isn't that like, ALL types of food?
Type in [your name] looks like in Google Search.
"Does anyone really like Jesse I think he looks like a hedgehog!" I do? o_0
"This Jesse looks like a good role-model for oil-addicted, car-obsessed testosterone-high American men who care more about 'manly' things"
Ok then? Gather round, boys.
Type in [your name] says in Google Search.
"Jesse says: RAWRR! GET FRE$H." I don't believe so. Stop trying to meld me to another race.
Type in [your name] wants in Google Search.
"Jesse wants a corndog." Hmm. That actually sounds kind of good.
"Jesse told Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper "I have to persuade Nadine that I didn't cheat on her. I was always faithful.""
SURE YOU WERE, JESSE. SURE.
Type in [your name] does in Google Search.
"Jesse does tats." Uhm, never. Ever.
"I will admit, I was a Jason fan, but I also like Jesse as a person a lot." This was on a Bachelorrete fan board. I'm gettin the ladies TONIGHT.
Type in [your name] hates in Google Search.
"Jesse hates Myspace."
"Jesse hates you."
OMG FINALLLYYY!!! These are my two favorites, and possibly the only true ones. ;D
Type in [your name] likes in Google Search.
"Jesse likes cake."
"Jesse likes to eat tacos, he's a rockstar." Uhm, there was more to that quote concerning a certain fifty dollars he would pay a certain prostitute for a certain something that went into detail, but I'll save those for your own mind. ;D
Type in [your name] eats in Google Search.
"Jesse eats food off the ground." LMFAO. Google, you're not supposed to SHARE that stuff.
Type in [your name] wears in Google Search.
"Uncle Jesse has a hot wife on television AND in real life. Uncle Jesse wears cowboy boots AND tight black jeans at the SAME TIME." Obviously about the full house Uncle Jesse. Yeah, I hate that he shares my name too.
Type in [your name] was arrested for in Google Search.
"Jesse arrested for walking on a sidewalk." Well, that gives me confidence in our local police system.
"Jesse was arrested for having *** with a student whom he taught five years ago." She said she was 18, I SWEAR.
Type in [your name] loves in Google Search.
"Jesse loves his job." Uhm, what job?
"Jesse loves Karl the Pencil Monkey!" Uh, I guess NOW I do.
2 comments:
Interesting, Haha. I want to do a room MEME really bad, just need a camra ;D lol.
We could do it this weekend. ;D
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