THE BASICS
Name: Jesse.
Age: Not young enough, not old enough.
School: Is way too tough and boring.
Grade: Eh. It's okay. Could be worse.
Birthday: June Seventh.
Zodiac Sign: Gemini. Which explains a LOT. Believe me. I have the whole multiple personality thing going on.
Height: Like, 5 '8 I think. THINK. I'm no good at estimation.
Weight: Around 85.
Status: TAKEN BY YO MAMA.
Hair Color: I don't know/care anymore.
Hair Type: Really thin.
Eye Color: Either blue or grey. Depends on the lighting.
Tattoos: ONE OF YOU MAMA'S NAKED BODY. GUESS WHERE.
Piercings: SOMEWHERE YOU CAN'T SEE. And my ears.
FAVORITES
Color: Red and green. But not because of the holiday.
Drink: Uhm. Chai tea.
Food: Panda Express if I'm on a hormone craving, and Pop's Invention (Something my late grandfather made up, since his version of cooking was to throw random things in a bowl. It's doritos, lettuce, tomatoes, and mayonnaise. And a bunch of other stuff. Basically a REALLY good taco salad.)
Clothes Namebrand: Wet Seal. Even though I own nothing from it.
Shoes Namebrand: Wet Seal, again. They're freaking CHEAP.
Song: Right now? This second. Montreal- Allison Crowe
Singer/Rapper: Right now? This second. Allison Crowe
Car: Uhm. My dad's? A '67 chevelle, and a '98 camaro. I guess.
TV Show: You know I don't watch TV, survey. Ever. But Scrubs.
Radio Station: SHAYCARL'S. Haha.
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI DEAR LORD. DIE COKE.
Wendys or McDonalds: MCDONALDS DEAR LORD DIE WENDYS.
Love or Money: Ehhh. Depends. But probably love.
Cat or Dog: DOG.
Night or Day: NIGHT.
City or Country: DEPENDS. Like I said, multiple personalities. I'd quite like both, actually.
Hot or Cold: HOT.
Silver or Gold: Urgh. ON WHAT? On braces, silver. Gold braces are just hilarious.
THE OPPOSITE SEX
What race do they have to be?: YO MAMA. But probably white. Like me.
What height do they have to be?: Pretty tall. Although short guys can be cute, too.
What size do they have to be?: Uhm. In what sense? BIIIIG. Oh, I thought you meant height.
Do they have to be a virgin or not?: I honestly wouldn't care. As long as they have no herpes germs, I'm okay.
What do care for more...looks or personality?: If their personality is good enough, it should make me believe they look good.
List the personalities that they have to have: Uhm. Funny. Fun. And able to put up with MAYJOR female dog action.
What hair color do they have to have?: This quiz is like, racist. Or hairist.
How old do they have to be?: Preferably my age. Although I can see myself going for someone a bit younger. Or older.
Do they have to have a job?: Uhm. Best case scenario. I don't think I'll marry a hobo, KTHX.
What style do they have to dress like?: Normally?
Does shoe size matter?: Unless they're a size 20, no. C'MERE BIGGFOOOT. I GOTZ SOME HOT LOVINS.
RANDOM QUESTIONS
Can you drive?: Uh duh. No.
Do you get along with your parents?: Ehhhh.
Do you have a crush on anyone that is not your bf or gf?: OH YEAH.
Are you a virgin?: OH NO.
If you are a virgin, do you want to be?: OH YEAH. Really. Really?
If you are not, do you regret having sex?: OH YEAH. This quiz is pretty annoying.
What is your GPA in school?: Dunno.
Do you have a job?: If babysitting counts, yeah.
Describe yourself in ten words:: REALLY ANNOYING AND FEMALE DOGISH. BUT COOL NONE THE LESS.
Do you consider yourself a pimp or player?: PIYUMP.
Do you have high self confidence?: Ehhhh.
What do you consider your 2 best features?: Uh. I have fat lips. 8D And I like my eyes.
What are your 2 most favorite features on the opposite sex?: Eyes and. Uhm. Haven't thought about it. Wait, I know. YOU KNOW WHERE, LADIES.
FOR GIRLS: What is your favorite makeup item?: I don't wear makeup.
FOR GUYS: What makeup item do you love to see on girls?: EYELINER ON TOP OF THEIR EYEBALLS.
Have you ever cheated?: OH YEAH.
What would you consider your best talent?: Ehhh.
Where do you see yourself in ten years?: Hopefully not here.
Do you discriminate against gays, bis or other?: No? Is there a reason to?
Do you support abortion?: Yeah. FOR SURE on things like rape. Babies ruin lives, man.
What is one place that you love to hang out at?: The woods. Creekish places.
Do you like pursuing the opposite sex, or being pursued?: BEING PURSUED. DUHHH. OBAMA HAD TO CHASE ME FOR OVER A YEAR.
Have you ever stolen anything?: Yeah.
If so, what and where?: Small stuff. Money from my sister. Which I really don't regret at all. XD
If you could change 2 things about yourself what would they be?: Erm. Nobody is perfect, I don't really see any flaws that I don't like.
Do you want to get married and if so, what age?: Probably. And when I fall in love? Duh.
Do you want kids, and if so, how many?: Ehhh. Probably. AND RIGHT NOW, MAN. TWENTY. JUST RIGHT NOW. RIIIIGHHHT NOWWWW.
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Thanks to Katrina for telling me where to find these things. 8DDDDDDDd
And Remi, THE CHALLENGE IS ON.
The challenge is to take a picture right before bed, right when you wake up, and right before you go to school.
Hers is here:
Oh god. I'm not sure if I'll even want to see these myself. XD
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