I hate UPS.

I specially paid for TWO DAY SHIPPING.

The estimated arrival was DECEMBER THIRTIETH.

I have TWO Christmas presents to film.

I woke up at ELEVEN FREAKING IN THE MORNING FOR YOU UPS.

It is now five twenty.

ELEVEN IN THE FREAKING MORNING.

It's two hours away at a shipping center.


WHY did I believe you could do something right?

I PAID TWENTY DOLLARS TO GET IT TODAY.

DO I HAVE IT TODAY?

TU MAMA ES FEA.