UPS Update

I logged back into the UPS tracker, and apparantley they've taken it upon themselves to reschedule my package.

They've scheduled it to arrive the second of January.


DO I CARE IF IT'S THE FREAKING NEW YEARS? NOOOOO. GIVE ME MY FREAKING PACKAGE.


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TE ODIO Y SU FEA MADRE.


Thank you, google translate.


TUE MADRE ES UNA PERRA FEA Y UNA PUTA.


Thank you again, google translate.

(For the record, puta=whore. That made me LOL. Perra means dog, even though I put something else there. ;D)


I WOKE UP AT ELEVEN IN THE MORNING FOR YOU.


I EVEN PUT A FREAKING SHIRT ON.