WAZZAAAAAPPP??!?!?!

Remi here, hacking in Jesse's blog. For a good reason, actually.
You see, being the sweetie I am I'm helping Jesse out here and telling you all that Jesse has no way of communication during her trip besides twitter.

Soooooo... Here's link and read 'em FOO.
https://twitter.com/obamalicker

Blog Puke.

Today I took pictures of all of my "relaxed proffesional" outfits for next week in order to keep track of them, and to make sure they even look good. So I might as well post them here. 8D

My favorite is the first dress without the cardigan, but it doesn't meet the "proffesional" guidlines. Ah well. And my least favorite is the second. It's not bright enough. LOL.

I only need three "relaxed proffesional" outfits, but a girl has to be prepared. I'll probably have the third as a back-up, since it's the shortest. Even though it's cute, I don't want to get in trouble for being a hoe. (Even though I wear a LOT shorter normally.)

And I wore the last one today. Means another load of laundry-dangit.

Also, I'm pretty sure this is hilarious:

Poor Shaycarl and his man bewblets.

What's in that wardrobe?

long time no:

blog.

But seriously, it's been FOREVER.

And I don't want to get very deep with this, but lately I've

been feeling very, very, very old.

When I was in third grade, I didn't have any knowledge of the bad things in the world, or that I had to grow up, or what responsibilities were. I just wanted to be a kid. And play pokemon.

Ahhh, that was a good year.

Today Jacklyn asked me if in no matter what instance, truth is pain.

And it made me want to cry. Very badly.

It was just yesterday I was teaching Jacklyn how to roll over. And now she's asking me the meaning of life?

In one year she'll be in middle school. It feels like I was JUST THERE. I really won't know how to be there for her- kids are SCARY in that stage of life.

And I think we would know. LOL.

Remember that old movie where the kids have the watch that could stop time? And the main character was really hot (to a 7 year old girl)? Sometimes I wish I had that. The watch.

Time passes by WAY faster than I originally thought, and I don't always take fully advantage of the fact that I am yes, a human being. And that I have WAY more resources than most, and have a loving family.

I don't always enjoy life. Which, you shouldn't every second of it, but I feel I could be doing more.

These high school years will pass in the blink of an eye- we need to live out loud (and under our parent's monetary situation, LOL) while we can.

Also, where has summer gone? Multiple times I've asked myself, "WHY IS IT NOT HOT?"

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The year 2017 is when I graduate college (if 4 years- which I fully suspect it will be), and the year that Jacklyn graduates high school.

We've decided to go on a road trip. And attend as many theme parks as possible.

I'll be 22. Rrrrrrg, I don't even want to think about that.

Can I stay 8 forever, please? Mommy?

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Also, what happened to Shiny Toy Guns? Their new album SUCKS my grandfather's BUTT. Srz.

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And to add some humour- here are some funny pictures. LOL.

And I will NOT post this video. Because it is horrible. And severely damaged my neck. XDDDD

You MIGHT need a magnifying glass for those. LOL. But you can totally see how much lighter my hair is now. Which is not by much- but there's a difference. LOL.

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This video amuses me. LOL.

The angsty part of this post may have come from that fact that I had a bad weekend, or that I'm leaving in a week, for a week. By myself. To Boston. Or that I have had 0 Super Junior in my musical diet lately.

SAY WHAAATTTT?

Exactly.

Time to GET HAPPY. :D

Giggity.

This needs a LOT of work, and was also made when I had consumed three pepsis in a row.

You decide if it's worth expanding on or not. LOL.

Also, THIS:

episode of Montechello made me feel SO nostalgic. I haven't made a slideshow in a LONG time, but they've truly been some of my favorite memories.

Odds and ends.

First off: WHO IS YOUR FATHER?

ME.

These socks are totally not for public wear, but I'm super glad with how the first one turned out.

Now all I have to do is make the other, LOL.

I ordered these babies off of the internet awhile back. Because I'm making a schweet cabled purse. That will replace my regular one. Because it's 10X the awesome. Plus it's orange.

Also- I got paid THIRTY DOLLARS for that babysitting job.

THIRTY DOLLARS?

I mean, one of the kids are in diapers, and it was for four hours, but THIRTY DOLLARS?

I am so open to babysitting for that family like, for all of eternity.

So here's what happened:

What, could I help it that I have zero cool/darker colors in my stash?

Or that they were having a MEGA SALE of 50% off?

Or that the yellow was CALLING to me?

Nope. I feel no guilt. I have very specific plans for it all anyways. ;D

Dream.

I couldn't get to sleep last night till one.

And I have a babysitting job at seven.

So, I dreamed for like, the first time in months (dreams that I remember). Because it jacked with my MIND.

I'm just too technical to be creative even in sleep.

But here's what I left on Remi's away messages (I think it's hilarious- hopefully it is later in the day also.)

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luvreading7: I had a freaky dream last night.

= Super Junior was in the bleachers that they usually are in talk shows,

= but they were at a resturaunt eating dinner.

= I guess it was a fan meet, because you and I both knew they were there.

= I got there before you, and proceeded to walk up and start high-fiving them.

= And before high-fiving them, I would attempt to say their names.

= And in my dream, high-fiving was apparantly the highest form of disrespect in Korea.

= And I DOUBLE high fived Shindong and Yesung. D888

= Plus I pissed of Wookie by pronouncing the K in his name.

= And none of them had any idea why I would do such a horrible thing.

= And I was like, "NO. I LOVE YOU."

= And they just glared.

= And then I went home, and a whole bunch of things happened that I don't exactly remember.

= I think I ate a grilled cheese.

= That sounds really good right now.

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And now I'm REALLY craving grilled cheese, dangit.